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Hww 2 wirte a eaxm

By gautham | Published: April 18, 2010

What with all the exams flying around the heat is simply accumulating in my mind. During those long hours spent upon figuring out the answer in the exam hall … my mind frantically worked out the following wyas 2 wirte a eaxm :mrgreen:

Exam Stresss

  • Bring the large, cumbersome, ugly idol that Mom worships often. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. And also consider a small sacrifice like your neighbours eraser.
  • Answer the really long questions like “Explain how a network is created and established” with a short story about your childhood, or an experience that you once had. And finally end the story with “I just thought I should tell you this so that you can evaluate me better”.

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Thinking about the Animator vs. Animation

By gautham | Published: October 22, 2009

When I was surfing as usual before the semester exams, I came across this wonderful animation Animator vs. Animation by Alan Becker. The undermining struggle behind every creation is epitomized in this so beautifully, that it got me thinking a lot, and I mean a lot.

Animator vs. Animation
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You know, every time man claims he has conquered nature, the bounds we have reached astonishes everyone. Take for example, the Palm Island,Dubai. When, I was a small boy I always wanted to create an island in the sea, simply by dumping enough sand in the ocean. It has to rise up eventually, right ? Imagine, my great surprise when I actually found those rich sheikhs in Dubai had not only done it, but made millions out of it. :P


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On a sleepy afternoon

By gautham | Published: October 7, 2009

I wrote this poem when I was doing my tenth standard (Ah … those wonderful days :P ) I came across it today and decided to rewrite it. Here’s the result …

Sleeping in the class

Never did an hour pass, so boring
Than the class  in which I was sitting.
the birds teasing, so free and happy,
And here I was lulling like a puppy.

They were discussing about probability
My mind protested in a silent fury;
Who cares why null hypothesis was rejected,
All I saw was the single hand ticking away.

Oh ! How I would love to fly from this mess,
Join the birds up above with heavenly grace,
Along with monkeys and dogs in blissful silence;
Pity! For then I would never then pass :shock:


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Really! This is SNAPE

By gautham | Published: September 7, 2009

The villains in muggle world are atleast better than those in Wizard world … Atleast as far as Rowling, but here’s a deviation from Natalia … and bloody original … Just what Snape is supposed to be … :lol:

Snape's Revenge

I read Harry Potter :P Infact, I used to love it,back then. When, I was all young and goey-eyed Harry Potter used to be the one thing that would drag me along through all the mundane tests and inadvertent facts that I crammed up as imaginatively as I did :D .


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