Falling sick is perhaps too much fawned around that the real deal has lost it’s goriness. The real deal can be a nerve-wracking, throat-tearing sordid affair. The darned fever took hold of me last week and am still reeling a little from the cough.
One of the things people always ask is what type of fever. Do they expect the fever to actually submit a resume before catching hold of me. And even when I did say ‘viral’ fever people still go on and ask what type of ‘viral fever’.
Posted in Personal Also tagged Health, Ill
What with all the exams flying around the heat is simply accumulating in my mind. During those long hours spent upon figuring out the answer in the exam hall … my mind frantically worked out the following wyas 2 wirte a eaxm
- Bring the large, cumbersome, ugly idol that Mom worships often. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. And also consider a small sacrifice like your neighbours eraser.
- Answer the really long questions like “Explain how a network is created and established” with a short story about your childhood, or an experience that you once had. And finally end the story with “I just thought I should tell you this so that you can evaluate me better”.
Posted in Funny Also tagged college, exams, Funny, How to
Long long ago there lived a dragon called Toosh. Now Toosh was young, intelligent and fun to be with. He wanted to explore the world,enjoy all it’s beauty and become a fire breather. So, he tried hard to become one and was always puffing and huffing.
But, sadly fate as usual had something different in course for him. He still couldn’t breath fire by the age of five. So, Toosh’s parents compelled him to go to flyers-school. While, Toosh loved learning new things, this school he had to go wasn’t at all nice. The classes were never fun, good teachers were rare and the bad ones acted as though they were the best in the world. Most of the students slept during the classes and were always fighting amongst each other. However, Toosh had no other option but to go to school.